Holiday Attire - Someone Make it Stop!

I was out this weekend at a favorite fine dining spot of mine and what did I see, not one, but two women in orange sweaters for Halloween. I mean my God are you that desperate for something to wear? I cringe at the thought of the "holiday sweater" with the Christmas or Winter scenes in sequences and glitter. These testimonts to ridiculousness abound every year and every year I shrug my shoulders and shake my head. I don't know what to do, but beg all of you "holiday sweater wearing" to please pick another sweater out of your draw that I know won't shut because it is loaded with sweaters, turtlenecks and sensible clothes.