Oh and I Laugh

I just came across a blog site named "wetrilikegirls.blogspot".  I am convinced that it must be some kind of farce.  I have never seen such fat women in workout gear and tutu's. It's absolutely hilarious.  Did the psych ward let everyone out due to a lack of funds?  Oh my God - these women are deranged.  Some are wearing "angel wings", while others are in evening gowns showing off their cankles all the while proclaiming that they are fitness nuts.  Well, they are definitely nuts.  Some pictures show them with cakes, which I think is more of what they are doing than training.  Every time I go to this website I get a good laugh for myself.  I encourage you all to do the same.

An Antisemite and a Bear

I know that it's been far too long since I have communicated with my fan base. Let me just get you up to speed on the going on's in my life. I live next to a drunk, obnoxious Jew, the drunk part is what turns me off. He insists on knocking on my door...my Mommy just acts like she doesn't hear it and keeps watching the telly. Daddy decided to adopt Leo - half lab half bear. Mommy walks him, which has now turned into a run so he has lost a lot of weight. You might think that that is good, but it's not. Now he jumps up and grabs food off the counter, but the best was he pulled out my poop tray and ate it. I was disgusted. I couldn't watch, but I had to if you know what I mean. I turned to the rat and said even you haven't stooped this low, which leads me to my news on her. The little rat has turned into an antisemite. The other night at dinner with a Jew couple that we hardly know she tried to bite the woman in the face. I was horrified. I looked at Leo who was tied to the stairs and said can you believe it. You are tied up and that one bites someone in the face. Clearly, we know who's Daddy's favorite. I fear for my life between the antisemite and the shit eater I don't have a chance.