Craigslist

Well, friends I know I've been remiss in writing this past summer. I've been a bit busy as I'm sure you sorry losers on facebook know what it is like to be busy. I digress....
I was surfing the web after I was on facebook reading all the pointless games you play and self serving posts and I came across a listing on craigslist for a beautiful male sun conure. Of course, I couldn't help but be interested. I looked at the picture and thought how nice it would be if I fianally had a straight male friend to play chess with during the day. I immediately let my Mommy know that I was interested and that she must act fast only to find out to my horror that the sun conure on craigslist was me. I am thoroughly shaken to my core. I can't believe the level of betrayal and can only surmise that my Daddy is behind this latest attack. I knew him moving in with me and Mommy was a mistake and that I would pay the ultimate price. I am officially banning all car rides, time outside and any other distractions, I have even given up watching Jeopardy and the "Wheel". My only focus is on Daddy. I sleep with one eye open if you will. Please prayer for me and if you wish to send donations I only accept cash.