If It's Round....

I find that male humans love it. It can be in the shape of anatomy or more importantly in the form of sports. They love to chase a ball or watch a tire turn. This topic is on my mind given the Celtics battle for the NBA championship. It's so sad to see grown men huddle around a television with the look of fear and anxiety on their faces mixed with a sense of anticipation that they haven't known since they believed in the almighty Santa Claus. It makes me feel sad for them, but yet empowered that I have never allowed myself to get caught up in the hype and nonsense associated with all professional sport watching. So, off you losers go to watch your precious game and drink your soap tasting cheap beer while I stay home and relax with a fine glass of Cabarnet and perhaps, some smoked gouda. Oh, the finer things....