Saturday, February 21, 2009

The New Milano

I know that you have all heard of it Milano children, but if you haven't let me explain it. A black man or woman gets together with the opposite sex and reproduces children whom the rest of the world refer to as Milano. However, I am going to take the liberty to introduce a new term to replace Milano - it's Obama. Now, we will say that a mix child is an Obama or some may prefer to say the next President. I think this term is more politically correct, although I don't very much care when and whom I offend. My lack of concern grants me a certain freedom!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Stimulate This

So, Obama has a stimulus "package". I don't doubt that being black he has a big stimulus "package", but I don't see the need for him to keep talking about his "package" constantly. Everyone is fixated on Obama's "package" - I think that it is because he is black. No one cared about Bush's "package" when he was in office. You can't run a country based on your "package". Obama needs his advisors to pull him aside and tell him he needs to stop promoting his "package" at every press conference, it's rather tacky.

Flashes and Noise

My Mommy was out in a restaurant and she came home asking me a few questions, so I feel it is my obligation to answer them. She wants to know why cameras are accompanied by noise. I told her, Mommy it's simple using the camera in the restaurant accompanied with a flash doesn't gather enough attention, so the people must accompany by it a loud laugh of some sorts. I don't need to hear and see this sad skeptical when I am dining. And then they will go home and post it on Facebooks for more attention. Cameras in public just make me sad.

Drugs in the White House

I knew that "this" would happen with a black President - drugs! I am making it my mission in life to expose Obama for whom he really is - a drug addict. He quit smoking for Michelle, which I don't for one second believe. It was for campaigning purposes. Now, most of you would think that is good that he quit, regardless of the reason. Okay, if that's your pussy beliefs, whom am I to discourage your from them. However, he has simply replaced his pack of cigarettes with a pack of gum. Nicorette gum - he's been chewing for over a year. Absolutely, not what the gum is designed for at all. It's for short term use. But Obama has been replacing one drug with another his entire life - in high school he did marijuana and if I'm not mistaken cocaine. So, there you have it America is being run by an ADDICT!