Mark Kerrigan....

....is a killer. Of course, he murdered his father. How can they even charge him with assault? He's a drunk, drugged out loser - hello he's from Stoneham. He might as well be from Roxbury and black. And what was Nancy doing all day Sunday? I'd like to know her whereabouts....she seems suspect in all of this too. Crime just seems to follow her around wherever she goes.

A Nudist

I knew that Martha Coakley was an ugly, likely lesbian Hillary lover. However, what I did not know before the election was that Scott Brown posed nude in a magazine a few years ago. I am not offended by this action, instead I applaud him. He really has balls and if you google it you can see them for yourself. I would like to see Barney Frank bare all. I am sure he has, but not for the establishment. I think the next house session should be conducted bare ass - it will really put everyone on a level playing field.

FROM FAT TO FAG

Finally, I took the time to prove my hypothesis with the help of the Canadians through a much needed grant from Obama. Although I did not state truly what I was researching, I managed to hood wink the President like much the rest of the world and secure my funds. It's true fat people have more than their fair share of fags. That's right once the shape is gone, so are the inclinations for the opposite sex. The evidence is indisputable...especially, amongst lesbians. In the future I plan to also conduct a study linking man haircuts among women with queerness. However, the funds for that one won't be as costly as it seems rather obvious. I plan on following women and once they ask for blade number 2 I will know that I have a subject for the study. For men if there is hair dye involved they will become an unknowing participant as well. Then I am going to hit the churches and call out the priests. For this study I am going to make them prove that they are not gay, I will ask questions like which strip club do you want to go to "Hurricane Betty's" or "Chippendales". I will watch closely for eyes darting and looking down as they respond, which will make their verbal answer irrevelant. I will find them and out them at every level. I know no boundaries and I will stop at nothing. This tactic will be the next Crusade.

Blacks

A new survey found that blacks feel that recently there has been the most progress in race relations than in the last 25 years. You want to know why they feel that way? It's because they have a "homey" in the White House. It's always been about them and getting stuff for free. Now, with Obama their dreams are coming true. Martin Luther King ruined this country and Obama is the culmination of his "dream" and the NCAAP colliding. If Obama continues to destroy the country, I'm moving back to Germany where at least you knew what you were dealing with.

Money to Haiti

Obama is nuts. What is this man thinking? Who gives money to a corrupt government? A dumb black man that we call President that's who. It's outrageous, but it gets even better. In addition to money he wants to import them to South Florida. What the hell? Here I thought that the INS could relax and take a few days off, instead, Obama is making their job a joke by importing them himself. Why not put them on a Carnival cruise to get them here? Then once they are here put them up at the Four Seasons. What has this world come to? I blame it all on the upcoming holiday coming up this Monday.

Earthquake in Haiti

Yes, I know it's tragic. But I am waiting for one reporter to step forward with some balls and examine the plus side of the quake. Do you know how many illegal immigrants come into this country from Haiti? It's ridiculous. Now the people who patrol our boarders can take a much needed day off during the next week. Not to mention overall the number of them leaving will be decreased for at least the next month. They will be preoccupied with their own "issues". I agree with my Daddy there's good in every bad - you know the silver lining bullshit.

Joe Jackson...

...is an American hero. Look at all that he accomplished! He took poor black children and beat them until they were worthy of a record contract. The man is a genius. His children have no skills or sense of purpose - what a master planner. They simply ride on the coat tails of Michael what a burden to bear. Their only sense of fame has to come from a gay child molester with image issues. Oh, I can't help but shed a tear for them. But if it weren't for Joe, they would be on the street corner peddling crack like the rest of the kids from their neighborhood. They owe Joe their lives.

Nini is Fat

As we all know there is nothing more that I hate than a fat out of shape animal, well Nini fits into that category. She is the first dog, much less puppy, that I have ever met that has a gut. How obscene! When she's sleeping, then it really hangs out. What a fat ass! It's bad enough that I am subjected to a species that likes her own ass as if it were a cheap Chinese buffet. I can't believe that I have to be placed in the same category as "family pet" as that fatty. I despise her!

As the Wind Blows

...so the good news is my Daddy has been discouraged from coming home by no one else than his friend at Dino's, Dave. THANK GOD!!! I hope he moves to Florida and leaves me here for the cold to slowly kill me. He is complaining that it is 60 degrees there. Hello, it's not even 20 degrees here. What balls! Not to mention that my beak is drying out with the heat billowing at a stifling 75 degrees. Haven't my guards heard of a sweater or a blanket? It's unfathomable. I think they are trying to dry me out to see how much meat is really on my bones before they cook me up for dinner. Don't they do that with prime sirloin? I feel that my future is uncertain and dim. I am just glad that Dave has bide me more time before I have to humor him. I think I may scream "you bastard" when he walks in as a nice welcome greeting. But luckily there is still time to finalize my greeting. Any suggestions are always welcome.

Government and Religion

These two seemingly opposite structures have one thing in common...they want your money. Without it they can't survive. Everything that they do is simply a means to that end. Of course, I am a strict Jew, but I am not blind. Each will manipulate you and try to strick fear in you for it. It's a joke. You can have morals without paying for them. You do not need someone telling you how to act. No one tells an animal how to hunt it's innate. Same thing with people. But everyone likes to follow something whether it be a flag or a bible, so the ridiculousness continues.

Check Out Comments

If someone has the audacity to leave me a comment, I respond swiftly under the comment section. So, make sure you keep checking them out!

Comments

For 2010 I have changed my blog to allow the mere humans of the world to communicate with me freely under my comment section. I am turning a new page and I actually want to hear about your thoughts not that should be confused that I somehow care or that I want to hear your life story. Absolutely not. The comment section is not meant to be a cheap form of therapy for you. If that is what you need, then you are going to have to pay for that and waste someone else's time not mine.

Facebook

I'm on facebook everyone. I think that I may have made this announcement earlier. Check me out I'm under Maui Feldman and my email link is feldman666@gmail. I have already taken great joy in blocking some dead beat relatives whom have lied to me and my Mommy about being on facebook and have shunned the entire family. They are no good cocksuckers and why should I give them the privilege of reading about me and my life when they have made it clear that they want nothing to do with me or my Mommy or Daddy or Nini. It's insulting. I want to make it clear that I absolve myself of any contact from them either directly or slyly with their facebook-cyber stalking. Good riddance and a Happy New Year!