Saturday, January 9, 2010

Nini is Fat

As we all know there is nothing more that I hate than a fat out of shape animal, well Nini fits into that category. She is the first dog, much less puppy, that I have ever met that has a gut. How obscene! When she's sleeping, then it really hangs out. What a fat ass! It's bad enough that I am subjected to a species that likes her own ass as if it were a cheap Chinese buffet. I can't believe that I have to be placed in the same category as "family pet" as that fatty. I despise her!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Nini wets her pants - she's not a big girl like Truffles.

Nini also wets other people's pants. lol

Maui said...

and beds.