The Jew and the Alarm

Oh, where do I begin???  Well, first off let me start with the good news my Daddy and the rat left town in the middle of the night.  I wasn't sad to see them go in fact it's been rather pleasant until the last few days. We live next to a pushy Jew as if there is any other kind, but I digress.  The pushy Jew likes the bear of a dog called Leo.  When my Mommy, goes out the Jew lets himself in through the slider despite my screaming and takes Leo.  Now, I don't care in the least.  However, Mommy seems all bent out of shape over it.  So, she decides to set him up and leave the slider unlocked, but the alarm on.  It would have been nice if I had a received a memo about this before the alarm went off.   Apparently, I don't count around here. The drunk Jew comes over right after Mommy leaves and lets out Leo and sets the alarm off and thinks nothing off it.  Can you believe it?  I was stunned and the bear goes with him.  I don't know which action stunned me more or who was dumber.  My god....
Mommy came home to find Leo once again outside.   Now, the drunk Jew knows that Mommy knows the jig is up.  And he has the balls to come in last week and say he doesn't like me.  Yeah, he doesn't like me because I scream every time he comes in here.  I'm no dumb dog or dumb Jew.