Wright is Wrong and I'm Confused

Hello, my good friends are you as confused as I am about Obama and his pastor? Let me get this straight a month ago Obama supported Wright's comments in regards to race and "goddamn America". Now that the Catholics have come through in Pennsylvania he is not leading in the polls he denounces Wright. HMMMMM!!!!!! Can we say arrogance until we're not getting our way? I am urging Hillary to pay to have Wright put on television for a half hour program so America can fully comprehend whom Obama worships. I think it would be eye opening. I am just waiting for Obama to ditch the campaign bus and have everyone pile into his white pimped out Pontiac. You know that he owns one or at least a close friend, relative or fellow parishioner has one in their garage or up on blocks in their front yard.

Passover and the Many Thank You's

I just want to say that today is the last day of Passover and none of you worthless souls so much as sent me a card for this religious holiday. Don't think I have not added your name to a growing list that I would not want to be on. All I can say is thanks!

Catholics Aren't All Bad

That's right I said it - Catholics can be counted on for a few things. One of which is that they are prejudice. In fact I want to thank the consistent Catholics of Pennsylvania for not voting for Obama. Some others doubted you, but I knew when push came to shove your Christian values would set in and you would do the right thing.

Losers

I am surrounded by losers. I cannot take it anymore. Either they are losers because their personal lives are in shambles by their incessant partying or lack of dating only one person or their career is pathetic because they have never set a goal. It does not matter the peripheral reason as to why they are a loser. It still comes down to a few things - they lack motivation and drive. PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama Says I'm Bitter....

He's right - I am bitter, but not for the reasons he thinks that I am. I am bitter and add outraged to think that I still have to worry about a black man being in the "white house". That's right it's called the white house for a reason. I am sorry that Rosa Parks had to ride the bus, but ultimately there's a reason she was on the bus. I see no need to have all of America ride the bus.

Humans and Why They Disgust Me

Hello all my human friends - I just want you to be aware of how much I loathe all of you. You get hung up on death, on mourning, on your perceived slights and injuries. We, as birds, certainly not as Jews, have learned how to accept things and move on. You will never hear me saying "I can't fly over that building". I look at the building and think "okay, I'm just going to have to flap a little harder and faster". I don't think "oh, my imaginary God, I can't do it". Or better yet start praying. I take it on alone. I have strength and willpower. I am determined. Why can't humans look at things in these black and white terms?

Mr. Feldman's Attack

Hello, my dear friends I wanted to update you as to my progress and adjustment to being back home. At first when I saw Daddy I was excited and could not get enough of him. Now the mere sight of him turns my stomach and enrages me beyond comprehension. Yesterday morning while he lay snoring I began my attack. I descended to the floor - I had to let myself fall to the floor because my wings have been clipped by those Jew hating bastards where I spent the month of February. I landed on some pillows near the side of the bed and began climbing them to reach him while he slept and unleash my havoc on his face. However, my attentive Mommy swooped me up off the floor, as if I had accidentially landed there, and put me back in my cage. I was then locked in - apparently, she could see the writing on the wall when she left. I now request that Daddy refer to me as Mr. Feldman until further notice.

Ex-Lovers and Why They Can't Move On

Friends, why is it when someone stops dating someone they fail to let go. They do anything for attention - including, but not limited to little practical jokes that they are moving in the hopes of getting a reaction and testing the waters. Why are men so dumb as to fall into these traps? I don't understand it and nor will I ever understand it. I think it's because deep down neither party as it takes two to carry forth this ridiculousness wants to relinquish contact. It's rather pathetic and tragically human. I, on the other hand, am willing to throw caution to the wind and move along in life. Why can't humans be free to fly like me?