Letters of Apology

I want to know on any given day how many letters of apology Obama has ready to be sent out to those that he has offended. I am thinking he must have thousands of ways of saying "I'm a jackass". Perhaps, he starts out with "my remark was taken out of context" and then moves on to "George Bush is the real problem here". He recently had to apologize to the mayor of Las Vegas for discouraging people from going there and spending their money on such nonsense. While I don't necessarily disagree with the intent of the message, I think it could have been phrased a little softer. Something like if you want a hooker shop local first don't feel that you need to go to Las Vegas, remember every area has a bad section. I think then the mayor would not have been so offended because then you are not just picking on one area. It would have been more subtle. Obama just needs to tone down his message and remember to promote something. People are more receptive to that kind of message. With Toyota he could say "Toyota is unstoppable" - it could be good or it could be a dig at the braking issue.

I'm Dirty

That's right even I have to admit it. My living conditions at the Chicopee State Prison are meager at best. I do not have a daily, weekly or monthly bath for that matter. Even I can not stand myself when I catch a whiff. Luckily, today my Mommy came over and took me to the bathroom where I could bath in private. She set up my towel for me and let the warm water run over my naked body. It was so refreshing. I may be going to Florida with my Mommy - I am hoping to anyway. She will keep me clean and then the only dirty thing around will be my mouth.