Saturday, February 6, 2010
I'm Dirty
That's right even I have to admit it. My living conditions at the Chicopee State Prison are meager at best. I do not have a daily, weekly or monthly bath for that matter. Even I can not stand myself when I catch a whiff. Luckily, today my Mommy came over and took me to the bathroom where I could bath in private. She set up my towel for me and let the warm water run over my naked body. It was so refreshing. I may be going to Florida with my Mommy - I am hoping to anyway. She will keep me clean and then the only dirty thing around will be my mouth.
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3 comments:
I must say, my peacock was very excited reading this post. you are a dirty bird.
Maui,
What happened to you last post about you Daddy always drinking alone?
My Daddy asked me to remove it! He threatened to stop feeding me if I didn't.
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