Bella the Cockatoo

The betrayals just keep getting worse. Here I am in prison with my wings cut off and my Mommy has joined a gym with a cockatoo named Bella. She works out and plays with Bella. She feeds her, talks to her, pets her and plays with her under the guise of working out. Not to mention that I haven't heard from Daddy at all. The message from Mommy and Daddy is becoming very clear and I cannot wait to get out of here. I am going to wreak such havoc on my parents. My plan is to be good when I first get home and then I will implement my plan. First, when they put me on their finger the shit will fly literally. Next, when I am in my cage I will take my food and whip it around the room. Finally, as a last means of annoyance I will scream when they are on the phone, talking to each other, walk in and out of the room, and most importantly when Daddy attempts to sleep. Please send in any suggestions to punish my Mommy and Daddy in the comment field.

Mommy and the Seagulls

I have just received word that my Mommy is making friends with my arch enemy the seagulls. My privated investigators, the peloquins, have reported that they have spotted her on the beach feeding those bottom dwellers. Supposedly, she had a whole flock following her down the beach. I don't know if I believe that because that betrayal would be so hurtful and spiteful to me. I have asked the peloquins to provide pictures before I make any final judgements against her.