Joe Jackson...

...is an American hero. Look at all that he accomplished! He took poor black children and beat them until they were worthy of a record contract. The man is a genius. His children have no skills or sense of purpose - what a master planner. They simply ride on the coat tails of Michael what a burden to bear. Their only sense of fame has to come from a gay child molester with image issues. Oh, I can't help but shed a tear for them. But if it weren't for Joe, they would be on the street corner peddling crack like the rest of the kids from their neighborhood. They owe Joe their lives.