Turdunkin and What It Means for Me

Did you know that there is such a thing as a Turkey, Duck and Chicken combined into one for Thanksgiving? What is wrong with humans? How much poultry do you need? My GOD get a grip. My concern is that I am next. I think a Turdunkin could easily fit a Sun Conure into the mix. Perhaps, you sickos would call it a Sunning Turdunkin. DISGUSTING!!! You humans and insatiable need for poultry make me question your ability to reason.