Thanksgiving Day RIOT!!!

SHHHH!!! My Mommy and Daddy don't know, but I am planning a Thanksgiving Day RIOT. The Turdunkin put me over the edge. I can't sit idly by and watch my gay cousin (the turkey), my drunk brother-in-law (the duck) and my stupid half ass relative (the chicken) be murdered. I have called in the black militia - the crows - to aid in my plight. I know what I have said about blacks in the past, but I am desperate. Besides, they are okay when serving a purpose as long as they continue to know their place. My plan involves the Macy Day Parade, which any idiot knows is just a big marketing ploy of a long drawn out ad. MARK MY WORDS A FLOAT IS GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!