Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Sequences, Leather and Wrinkles - WHY?

Can someone explain to me why women feel the need to adorn themselves in clothes that are totally inappropriate?
First off let's set some ground rules: If you have are any type of menopausal - leather is out;
If you there are 2 digits in your size - leather is out;
If you used to wear it many years ago - DON'T NOW;
If when you move, your outfit catches the light - remove it;
If it looks painted on - take it off;
Finally, if your face is more wrinkled than your outfit -
don't leave the house.

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