Temple and the Christmas Party

My Mommy has been neglecting taking me to temple on Friday nights lately. This happened once in the summer and I was convinced I wouldn't be invited to the "Jews in the Park" picnic that I organized. Luckily, though she came to her senses and took me the few weeks beforehand. Well, now with the holiday season quickly approaching I am again convinced that I won't be invited to the annual "Jingle Bells and Menorahs" Christmas/Hanukkah party. She is trying to sabottage my invitation by telling me that because we are Jewish we can't have a Christmas party. I am not sure what this means for the play that I was directing for the party. I will keep you updated.