Maui's Disclaimer

Before you read any further I wish to encourage you to click on the "X" in the upper right hand corner if:

1. You are easily offended.
2. You are a fatty.
3. Forgot that if you can't laugh at yourself - I think you know how the rest of that goes.
4. Lost all perspective and fail to realize that this is only a blog.
5. Finally, if you are a "true American" who has become too sensitive to allow the first amendment to survive.