Daddy Sunning Himself

I hear that Daddy is living it up in Florida laying out by the pool and getting his drink on, while I sit here in a back room with Truffles. I heard he may not back until after Christmas the balls of him. While I sit here and freeze, he has that little Italian rat with him in the sun. I can't stand it and from what I hear all he does is yell at her and shake his head. She is too dumb to even learn "paw". I mean I know tricks and this thing only knows to lick her own ass. What kind of trick is that? It's gross is what it is. The first time I saw it it was like going by a horrific accident where you know that you shouldn't look, but you just can't help it.