Bathing

Why I even need to discuss this topic is beyond my comprehension! I bathe on a daily basis...my Mommy runs the water in the sink and it pools into a nice little puddle and I inch down on my towel and stand under the refreshing shower. It has come to my attention that Daddy is debating when to give pissface (Nini) a bath. How is this topic even up to debate? First of all she stinks if the wind blows just right I can get a whiff of it up here....it's a mixture of fish, piss, wet dog and dry dog all together. The mere description of it makes me gag. She turns my stomach and to think where that tongue has been just kills me. I hope that Daddy stops debating and just gives her once monthly bath!