Recently, I have been noticing that there are great deals of young Mommies who I believe require immediate medication in order to force them into reality. I am finding in my travels that these Mommies meet the following criteria:
They are in their mid 30's.
They had a "hard time" getting pregnant, which in my mind means that they had a hard time finding a donor who would marry them.
They have only one child.
They are control freaks!
They are highly emotional and stupid - crying over things that have zero relevance with regards to their child.
They call the day care where "little whatever" is housed during the day, so Mommy can "have it all" numerous times throughout the day
That phone call is usually followed with one to their husband - imagine how thrilled he is!
They are heavy - never managing to lose the "baby weight" and failing to mention that they were always heavy and one has nothing to do with the other.
They have several pictures of the "little angel" at work, but none of the donor just the child alone.
They talk about what the "cute nothing thing" that the child did while at work and fail to realize that everyone is sick and tired of hearing about your child and why it is so great and why you think because it can count to five it will be the next world leader.
They never ask you how you are doing because they are obsessed with themselves, food and the child in that order.
Uh, I can't take it anymore! I wonder how these Mommies are going to function when the child ventures out in the world and has a relationship and Mommy is no longer first on the list. But then I think it probably will not be an issue because these type of Mommies have made the child into a socially inept adult.
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