Well, let me just say how disappointed I have been in the entries submitted thus far with regards to the essay. Therefore, I am changing the criteria for future submissions.
First each essay must be submitted with the following:
A picture of you and your so called family
A picture of the shack you call a palace
A picture of the car you drive, which I know is your pride and joy
Dental records including those of your "livestock"
A picture of my living quarters and the staff that will be catering to my every demand
A picture of your television - the one you have indoors
Finally, the entry fee is being increased to a nonrefundable, Bank Check of $150
Good luck to all future entrants!
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