Nini's Egg Salad

It has come to my attention that Nini has a signature dish that she makes, which has been handed down from one generation to another. It's her famous egg salad. I find it hard to believe that this dish is not a dig at me. Who but old people eat egg salad? Yet, this youngster is known for it. How ridiculous. I heard Mommy and Daddy talking the other day how Nini loves egg salad and really likes it mayoey. How disgusting! Figures I wouldn't expect anything less repulsive from her.