Thursday, December 11, 2008

Collectors

I have found in my travels that when someone starts a sentence with "I collect...." it is never anything good. For example, I collect plates right then and there I know I am dealing with someone that treasures CRAP! I collect also tells me that they are a pack rat and watch Oprah. I collect lets me size up the individual and quickly dismiss any opinion that they might hold because I already know that they are not brightest bulb due to their unhealthy obsession with CRAP.
I'm telling you I collect generally replaces reading. Usually, collectors are not very deep, intelligent individuals. They are your McDonald eating, Honda driving, beer guzzling, trailer park living, potato chip people of this world.

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