Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Chicken Porn and Booze

It has come to my attention that people think I am a drunk and a chicken porn lover. First of all, I hate chickens and the only fantasies I have about them is eating them. Secondly, I will admit that I love wine, but I would never regardless of my lack of soberness spit seeds at Jews. I am a Jew, I love Jews and I would never jeopardize my relationship with my Judiasm. Would you?

1 comment:

Maui Hater said...

You are a seed spitting, chicken porn addicted nuisance. Two feet of duct tape is all it would take...