Joe Jackson...

...is an American hero. Look at all that he accomplished! He took poor black children and beat them until they were worthy of a record contract. The man is a genius. His children have no skills or sense of purpose - what a master planner. They simply ride on the coat tails of Michael what a burden to bear. Their only sense of fame has to come from a gay child molester with image issues. Oh, I can't help but shed a tear for them. But if it weren't for Joe, they would be on the street corner peddling crack like the rest of the kids from their neighborhood. They owe Joe their lives.

Nini is Fat

As we all know there is nothing more that I hate than a fat out of shape animal, well Nini fits into that category. She is the first dog, much less puppy, that I have ever met that has a gut. How obscene! When she's sleeping, then it really hangs out. What a fat ass! It's bad enough that I am subjected to a species that likes her own ass as if it were a cheap Chinese buffet. I can't believe that I have to be placed in the same category as "family pet" as that fatty. I despise her!

As the Wind Blows

...so the good news is my Daddy has been discouraged from coming home by no one else than his friend at Dino's, Dave. THANK GOD!!! I hope he moves to Florida and leaves me here for the cold to slowly kill me. He is complaining that it is 60 degrees there. Hello, it's not even 20 degrees here. What balls! Not to mention that my beak is drying out with the heat billowing at a stifling 75 degrees. Haven't my guards heard of a sweater or a blanket? It's unfathomable. I think they are trying to dry me out to see how much meat is really on my bones before they cook me up for dinner. Don't they do that with prime sirloin? I feel that my future is uncertain and dim. I am just glad that Dave has bide me more time before I have to humor him. I think I may scream "you bastard" when he walks in as a nice welcome greeting. But luckily there is still time to finalize my greeting. Any suggestions are always welcome.

Government and Religion

These two seemingly opposite structures have one thing in common...they want your money. Without it they can't survive. Everything that they do is simply a means to that end. Of course, I am a strict Jew, but I am not blind. Each will manipulate you and try to strick fear in you for it. It's a joke. You can have morals without paying for them. You do not need someone telling you how to act. No one tells an animal how to hunt it's innate. Same thing with people. But everyone likes to follow something whether it be a flag or a bible, so the ridiculousness continues.

Check Out Comments

If someone has the audacity to leave me a comment, I respond swiftly under the comment section. So, make sure you keep checking them out!

Comments

For 2010 I have changed my blog to allow the mere humans of the world to communicate with me freely under my comment section. I am turning a new page and I actually want to hear about your thoughts not that should be confused that I somehow care or that I want to hear your life story. Absolutely not. The comment section is not meant to be a cheap form of therapy for you. If that is what you need, then you are going to have to pay for that and waste someone else's time not mine.

Facebook

I'm on facebook everyone. I think that I may have made this announcement earlier. Check me out I'm under Maui Feldman and my email link is feldman666@gmail. I have already taken great joy in blocking some dead beat relatives whom have lied to me and my Mommy about being on facebook and have shunned the entire family. They are no good cocksuckers and why should I give them the privilege of reading about me and my life when they have made it clear that they want nothing to do with me or my Mommy or Daddy or Nini. It's insulting. I want to make it clear that I absolve myself of any contact from them either directly or slyly with their facebook-cyber stalking. Good riddance and a Happy New Year!