MJ's the New Jesus

That's right you read it correctly from now I will no longer take the Lord's name in vein. In the future when I become agitated, angry or just want to make my point I will not yell "goddamn it or jesus christ", instead, I will squawk "MJ or Michael Jackson or the King of Pop". Clearly, it will depend on the severity of the situation at hand as to which I employ at the time. But I want the world and Al Sharpton to know that MJ has reached a new level in my mind.