Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Another Kennedy Struck Down in His Prime

I am sure at this point you have all heard the tragic news about our beloved Ted Kennedy. Yet another of the Kennedy's to experience the "Kennedy Curse" as Ted put it in his speech about why he let a young girl drown at the Cape. Oh, the tears it brings to my eyes. Does anyone have a kleenex or a plunger for me to make my way through this latest "crap storm"?

My god (uncapitalized on purpose, not by accident as some of you worshipping fools will think) get a grip! The man is 76; he's literally pickled his brain; cheated at Harvard on a Spanish Test - even the Spanish population think that that one is really low; drowned a former, possibly pregnant lover, at the Cape while he ate eggs and sausage; married a drunk because guess what so is he; had ugly children (what Kennedy didn't other than John, but that was because of Jackie diluting the Irish);let us not forget the rape that he was present for with his nephew, the good doctor; and attempted and failed a run at President. Yes, the country has suffered a great loss! He was the "Fredo" of the Kennedy family and only maintained his Senate seat because of his dead brothers.

I will give you that he accomplished more in his time in office than his brothers, but he had the time to do it. No one wanted him dead - why would they? He's the idiot drunk of the family that everyone at the holidays has to tell their children not to pay attention to and the woman have to jerk back from in order not to be felt up or smooched.

The only good news is - he endorsed Obama!

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