Where's my Mommy???

It's not that I don't love my stay here in the backwoods of Grafton, but enough is enough. I can't keep these people entertained any longer and it is all I can do not to unleash my fury on their little dog, Truffles. I have to watch television with Grampy every night and he doesn't even watch any of my programs. Is Larry King still alive? Then I have to let Grammy pet me. I am not a feather duster. At least I do have my own room and a window with a view. I need a television though in my room. I am giving Mommy this weekend to come and get me and if she doesn't it's going to be her loss!