Easter

Well, Easter and Passover are upon us once again this year. Although I denounce Easter, my Mommy is hosting Daddy's family for it. I will try not to lash out at them and ridicule them at the table. I will wait until they are gone and just take notes while they are there. It should be very interesting to see how everyone behaves. I already know how I will behave. I find Easter to be the most insulting holiday of them all. Beyond the fact that I am Jewish, I am a bird and the idea of a rabbit laying an egg is disgusting to me. I can't fathom how people first of all buy into the religion aspect of the holiday and secondly, a rabbit laying an egg?!