White Dave

Supposedly, now my Mommy is such an embrassment that white Dave at her favorite Italian spot is insisting she come in through the kitchen only. He doesn't want all the customers to see her. If I may make a suggestion to white Dave - buy 2 rolls of duck tape. It will save you from her endless chit chat! You will only need one roll, but I could use the other. She doesn't shut up "who's a good boy, pretty, pretty" and then the condescending "wow". It's relentless. I know that poor white Dave would like to just scream like I do, but feels it would be inappropriate. Well, I'm imploring him and others to just scream when she starts. If we all do it, she'll get the hint I hope.