Black Dave

So, I keep hearing that Black Dave only works one night a week and on weekends. I asked my Mommy and Daddy, "well, where is he during the day?" to which they replied he's at the courthouse. Oh, my God!! Why aren't alarm bells ringing in their pee size brains. They claim he works there. Okay, and OJ is just visiting the jail he resides in too. Isn't it obvious he's a career criminal! We all know the lingo for someone on trial - "he's in court, he's at the courthouse." He's out on bail is more like it, which comes as no surprise.