Saturday, September 26, 2009

I Smell Black Pussy

That's right I smell it because Daddy has encouraged it to come into my living room. Nice, huh? Well, the pussy managed to wander into my room. Luckily, I was in lockdown mode in my house, but I just looked at it speechless. Daddy's threats are less than subtle. The other day he had the Pussy attack a dove outside my window. I screamed bloody murder to save the dove. It's like living with a rapper in your neighborhood you never know what they are going to do you just pray that they will have their base pumping as a warning. I feel afraid constantly and am always looking over my shoulder and sleeping with one eye open. I know that any day now Daddy is going to put the hit out and I will be Pussy meat.

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