If It's Round....

I find that male humans love it. It can be in the shape of anatomy or more importantly in the form of sports. They love to chase a ball or watch a tire turn. This topic is on my mind given the Celtics battle for the NBA championship. It's so sad to see grown men huddle around a television with the look of fear and anxiety on their faces mixed with a sense of anticipation that they haven't known since they believed in the almighty Santa Claus. It makes me feel sad for them, but yet empowered that I have never allowed myself to get caught up in the hype and nonsense associated with all professional sport watching. So, off you losers go to watch your precious game and drink your soap tasting cheap beer while I stay home and relax with a fine glass of Cabarnet and perhaps, some smoked gouda. Oh, the finer things....

AKA

You know a lot of people have nicknames. Although I think that is retarded, ie "Frankie, Johnny, Kit, Jay, Tootsie (for a male)", I will oblige and refer to the idiot how he or she chooses. BUT when you change your name, I question your level of saneness. Don't you agree? I mean who in their right mind changes their name - a loser on the run that's whom. It's so obvious, especially when you keep the same last name. Perhaps, you have the joy of calling this loser family. Lucky you! You would think that the loser would be courteous and change his last name too in order to protect the rest of the family. Nah, why bother? After all at the family cookout, he or she still goes by the same first name to all of you, so you are never the wiser. Lovely.

Black Pussy

She is still hanging around my house and sitting on the stoop staring into space. When I don't see her outside, I know that she is inside watching Oprah. It makes me sick. I want to yell at her, "get a job, stop mooching off the white man". I don't dare because you never how "that type" will react. One minute they are all playful and the next minute the claws are out. It makes me so angry and I blame Obama for not only allowing it, but encouraging it with all his unemployment extensions. This country has turned into a wasteland for degenerates like my neighbor. They don't work, hang out all day, know your business, encroach on your backyard, look at you like there is something wrong with you for trying to better yourself, and they become really nasty and the hair on their neck stands up if you suggest that they at least try to contribute to society. It disgusts me.

Fitness Equipment

I am definitely against owning fitness equipment, unless you like to waste space and your money on something that you will never use. Of course, there is the off chance that one day you decide to put down the remote and actually use your equipment only to find that it fails. Lovely! You think to yourself I don't even use this piece of shit, it should work when I want to go for that 5 minute walk. Sucker! The salesperson saw you and your belly coming when they sold you that and even better the repairman really wants to stick it to you to fix it. Now you have an outdated piece of junk that you can pour more money into, only to still not use it. JOIN A GYM!!! They maintain the equipment and you don't have the guilt trip every time you walk by it and avoid it yet again.

Lesbian

She's a lesbian...let me put on my surprise face. That's right the new Supreme Court judge is a woman loving butch hair cut wearing dyke. Oh, how I am so not shocked by this new development. I miss the days of Sandra O'Connor...she was a classy lady. When Elena Kagan was nominated and it was published that she was 50 with no children or spouse, I knew then what type of freak we were dealing with before the general public put together the pieces. Then when she showed up to her hearings in a pant's suit and a haircut that looked like it was done at a barber's shop it reaffirmed my position. Why is the American public so stupid? It never ceases to amaze me how gullable and blind you are to what is so blatant! My God, it's like you are asking to be taken for a ride.

Ugly Politics

That's what I think of the women in Obama's administration from Secretary of State to Supreme Court Judges the one thing that they have in common is that are all overweight, ugly women. He should be ashamed of himself. Let's start with Mrs. Obama....that butt is not muscle. Then there is Hillary...what happened to her face. She looks like a walking corpse with all the makeup to hide the huge circles under her eyes. Finally, the latest woman who has never been a judge and will now be one for the highest court in the land. Does it involve chocolate cake, because that is the only thing that I think she can judge. It's a joke, but then again so is this whole presidency.

No Comment

What are my readers turning into pussies or Obama machines? It's a joke! No one has the balls to comment on my post about the Blacks in my Neighborhood. You are whimps, I am the one who has to live with this disgrace right next door. What is the world coming to? No one will call it like they see it anymore, much less admit that they agree. I am so enraged I could go out and vote for Sarah Palin that's the point you have all pushed me too now. I hope that you are proud of yourselves. In reality you should be ashamed of yourselves.