Saturday, February 21, 2009

The New Milano

I know that you have all heard of it Milano children, but if you haven't let me explain it. A black man or woman gets together with the opposite sex and reproduces children whom the rest of the world refer to as Milano. However, I am going to take the liberty to introduce a new term to replace Milano - it's Obama. Now, we will say that a mix child is an Obama or some may prefer to say the next President. I think this term is more politically correct, although I don't very much care when and whom I offend. My lack of concern grants me a certain freedom!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Stimulate This

So, Obama has a stimulus "package". I don't doubt that being black he has a big stimulus "package", but I don't see the need for him to keep talking about his "package" constantly. Everyone is fixated on Obama's "package" - I think that it is because he is black. No one cared about Bush's "package" when he was in office. You can't run a country based on your "package". Obama needs his advisors to pull him aside and tell him he needs to stop promoting his "package" at every press conference, it's rather tacky.

Flashes and Noise

My Mommy was out in a restaurant and she came home asking me a few questions, so I feel it is my obligation to answer them. She wants to know why cameras are accompanied by noise. I told her, Mommy it's simple using the camera in the restaurant accompanied with a flash doesn't gather enough attention, so the people must accompany by it a loud laugh of some sorts. I don't need to hear and see this sad skeptical when I am dining. And then they will go home and post it on Facebooks for more attention. Cameras in public just make me sad.

Drugs in the White House

I knew that "this" would happen with a black President - drugs! I am making it my mission in life to expose Obama for whom he really is - a drug addict. He quit smoking for Michelle, which I don't for one second believe. It was for campaigning purposes. Now, most of you would think that is good that he quit, regardless of the reason. Okay, if that's your pussy beliefs, whom am I to discourage your from them. However, he has simply replaced his pack of cigarettes with a pack of gum. Nicorette gum - he's been chewing for over a year. Absolutely, not what the gum is designed for at all. It's for short term use. But Obama has been replacing one drug with another his entire life - in high school he did marijuana and if I'm not mistaken cocaine. So, there you have it America is being run by an ADDICT!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Reason and Pulling the Plug

When you eliminate reason, you allow emotion to rule. Reason is black and white, but emotion casts a gray shadow over everything. For example, pulling the plug - I was watching an episode of "Lost" and one of the scenes had someone in a coma, pulling the plug type of situation. Someone made a good point "don't confuse guilt with hope". I think humans too often do that and if they just stepped back and realized that the two are separate and distinct it would be easier to face many of life's toughest decisions.

Emotion

I can't think of any one area that better prays on people's emotions than religion. Politics does it too, but religion has it perfected. Once you are able to manipulate someone's emotions than you have power. Catholicism has it down to a science. Cults, however, have one up on Catholicism. It's just too bad that they usually don't survive long enough to make much of an impact. Tradition has its ability to manipulate emotions as well. Religion combines tradition, fear and guilt all of which beautifully compliment each other to result in emotional manipulation. Once you have achieved that the rest is easy. The money and power will follow.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

A New Reason to Hate

Well, congratulations to President Obama, you have given me a new reason to hate. That's right I am not impressed by your Kenyan birth papers that have been forged to become you were born in America. The stock market has tanked on your first day in office. I guess the economy is like me and less impressed and in awe by "the back of the bus story moves to the front of bus". Thank God - I've had it with the "black card" being played. Enough already. You're black we get it. I'm Jewish. Everyone has their cross to bear. I have been biting my Daddy and his Mommy and I refuse to come out of my cage and banging my head since Obama took office. They don't seem to understand how distraught, disgusted and angered I am by what this country has become. It's appalling to think that just a short time ago Martin Luther King had "a dream". His dream has become my nightmare. I can't take one more episode of 60 Minutes with Obama and one more Time Magazine cover with his awkward head plastered on the cover. For the love of God the press needs to realize that this coverage is totally unnecessary and it's only going to make it when the "real event happens" seem smaller. They just love Obama, well I am the first one to say that I hate him. To that end I am forming the "Obama Out" organization. We intend to get him out any way possible.