Freedom and My Bailout

I thought the Constitution and the Bill of Rights was supposed to protect me from crazy, lunatics who want to control my life. Well, it didn't work with the Dickister or the Big Dick as I like to call him, otherwise known as our current Vice President. So, I guess I should be little surprsied to think that it would protect me from my new vet either. I was all excited yesterday to get in the Jeep, I thought we would go offroading, a favorite past time of mine, or pull up next to small little cars where I can look down and yell obscenities, but it was not to be. I ended up at the vet in my knapsack. I was stunned. Next thing I knew I was sweep up, felt up and having my private area exposed and touched. I did not appreciate this treatment by a total stranger and especially, in front of my Mommy of all people. I just thank my lucky stars that Daddy wasn't there because he would have started laughing and pointing and I just don't need that. Next thing before I could start swearing I was taken to another room where my wings where clipped and my claws trimmed. When we finally got into the Jeep, I didn't have the strength to antagonize the other drivers on the rode. I could hardly keep my eyes open. BUT now that I am home I find that my diet has been completely changed, so I am protesting and not eating it at all. Therefore, friends I am begging you to send your money to me and help me be able to eat again. I will only take cash given the economy. Help me with my bailout program.

Gosh, Darn It!

Well, I have tried to not skew my reader's viewpoints in terms of the election and held my tongue if you will. BUT I cannot take it any longer. After watching last night's debate, I became confused as to whether it was a debate or a pageant. I was waiting for her talent portion and how she hopes to achieve "world peace and work with small children". Isn't that every priest's motive for their profession? But I digress. Another thing - winking at the camera if it had not been for censors I think that she would have flashed everyone next. Perhaps, the next debate should be on HBO, so that we can really see her credentials. I have feeling that she would be very comfortable doing that. Is McCain trying to capture the Hillary vote? Well, gosh darn it I don't think it's going to work. I would like to suggest a new theme for Palin whenever she comes out on the stage "If I Only Had a Brain". In the meantime I'll be seeing Sara Palin at the hockey rink or the delivery room, where she is in her element.

Education

If I hear one more time someone say, "he is smarter than me because he has an advanced degree", I'm going to puke and then punch them. Ninety percent of people are not smarter than you. They either have had more opportunity or motivation than you. I can not stand when people use the past as an excuse to the present. "I would have been great...if" If what? If you had risen to the challenge??? Stop blaming your parents for why you smoke, drink and use pot or God knows what else! I don't want to hear it - at some point you have to step up to the plate and accept responsibility. It's okay if you don't want to do that, but don't blame someone else for why you are a loser.

The Problem with Women

The problem with women is that they do not think like a man. What man would have been running for Vice President and saying "I'm a hockey dad" as a qualification? No one. Women take their domestic achievements, such as being fertile and able to get up early and freeze your butt off at a hockey rink as a resume builder. And who in their right mind brings their family into the picture knowing that their are several issues??? Problems at home start at the dinner table, usually by not having dinner together.

Womens' problem is that they do not know how to remove all emotion from a situation and if anything try to use to it whether it's sexual or tugging at your heart strings to advance their career, which is why women are presumed not to be good at math and science - subjects where you cannot involve emotions. Once you take out the emotional factor most women crumble because they have to stand on their true credentials alone.

What's the World Coming To???

Well, by now I am sure that you have all heard about Tom Brady. I mean cut down right in the prime of his modeling career and commerical endorsements. I am losing sleep over it. And there is the presidential race...McCain with a whore and Obama with an old man. Can someone tell me why??

Ilegitimate Children and Republicans...What Else is Knew?

So, I am sure that you have all heard about McCain's Vice President, Sara Palin. She seems like a lovely woman - at least I thought so. It has now come out that her 17 year old daughter is 5 months pregnant, but she's going to marry the lucky Dad. When - I ask you? It's been 5 months - plenty of time to make arrangements or to have tied the knot. My question is what did the other candidates for Vice President have for skeletons in their closet - perhaps, the illegitimate children were even closer to home for the others. I want to know and I as a citizen of this country have every right to know!

Back to Prison

Well, my friends, I regret to inform you that I was sent back to the Chicopee State Prison for a brief stay over this past holiday weekend. First off my Daddy kidnapped in my Mommy's Jeep and drove me across county lines to the prison where I was greeted by the two familiar guards who proceeded to bend down and stare at me in my cell. It was very traumatic as you can imagine. Then finally my Mommy arrived and I thought I was safe only to have her and Daddy leave me for the entire long weekend. The guards daughter came to see me and insisted on being "my friend". I did not take to kindly to that and gave her a bite to defend myself only to have it met with retailation. I was thrown off into the cookie batter that was being made while the oven door was open the message was less than subtle. Now, I have cookie batter on my wing, but at least I have evidence of the brutality inflicted upon me. I am going to take pictures and call one of those personal injury attorneys today. The daughter is going to pay for this little incident! I am thankfully back home and I am not letting my Mommy leave my sight for a moment. I keeping tabs on her.