Torture in Chicopee

Well, I'm here in Chicopee serving another sentence. Thanks to all my friends, grandparents, aunts and uncles, who did not take me in for the 3 months that my Mommy is gone. In addition to the Westerns with the blazing gun fire, the crazy sister and the guards, my Daddy has instituted a new form of torture - water boarding. That's right nearly on a daily basis my Daddy takes me into the bathroom usually in the morning for my torture session. He calls it a bath, I call it TORTURE!