The Pinch Method

The pinch method is a form of discipline that my beloved Mommy has devised. It is employeed when little bastards, as she calls them, proceed to act up or whisper or do anything that makes her have to pour a glass of wine to calm down. Today, my Mommy called me and explained how she dealt with 2 kids in the condo and how her Mommy gave the 2 little bastards dominoes to play with on a tile floor. It took me awhile to understand my Mommy's call because she was slightly inerberated. She said that she needed two glasses of wine to deal with the noise of it all and chaos. I told her to tell her Mommy that the dominoes are going off the balcony and that will end that.