Seagulls are Bottom Feeders

So, my friends the hawks are reporting to me that my Mommy is fraternizing with the seagulls. It disgusts me to my core. I wish she would make friends with the sharks over the seagulls. Apparently, now she is feeding them out of her hand. How absolutely repulsive and insulting to me it is as I sit here rotting in Chicopee State Prison.