Adoption

It's official my Daddy is going to adopt me. He proposed to my Mommy and against my advice she said yes. Now, I am going to lose the remote, my Newsweek, and countless other things that make up my daily routine. I usually go to bed earlier and rise earlier, but with Daddy here now he will keep me up late and get mad if I wake him up. It's a joke. I do not even want to mention the religious differences we each have. I am a stern born again Jew and he is Catholic by punishment. I require temple and my food to be blessed. Daddy won't uphold these sacraments I'm sure. In addition I have no intention of changing my name to "Kirkpatrick" the mere thought of it makes me wretch as it goes against my ethnic and religious upbringing.