Drugs and God

Why is it that after a person has used drugs or committeed a crime he or she finds God? I know many of you are wondering that too. We all have the pothead cousin or worse and wonder when their addiciton will cease. No need to wonder anymore. I am going to give you a timeline that you can go by in order to help you. First, the drug use starts in their teens or early twenties. Next they fail at college or do not even go - what a surprise, I know. Next, they are in their 30's and still losers. But right around 40 something starts to change. The booze and drugs have begun to take a toil and they are overweight and look like hell. In addition the people whom they did their drugs with have either died from an overdose or got married in their 30's and cleaned up their act. So, the friends to get high with are now gone and they are left with their drugs and their cat. It is at this time that God Almighty steps in to assist. Now, they need a new social outlet and they begin finding Jesus. Rather quickly Jesus begins to replace the drug addiciton. They are getting high with God now, instead of their loser friends. What's even better they want you to join them! DO NOT join them - going to church and worshipping an imaginary friend can never lead to anything productive. Instead of making a change that actually requires effort - like going to school, getting a job, losing weight or setting a fitness goal, they are still looking for a "quick fix". Finding God is not genuine not to mention religion and it's crazy rituals is absolutely absurd. Now, you have a timeline to put on your fridge with someone's name and picture next to it. Of course, there are those addicts who switch it up in their 40's and realize prescription drugs are the way to go. These sicko's may also find God, but they feel that they have kicked their habit because they are now under a "doctor's care".