Obama is Dead

I heard the news early this morning and couldn't help but break out into dance when I heard that he was dead. I saw Obama's smiling mug flash up on the screen and the newscaster saying he's dead and then showing people dancing in the streets. At first I thought show some respect and then I thought whom am I kidding - I've never been happier. Oh, the possibilities now are endless for this great country of ours. I want to thank the man or men responsible for his demise. No one has been named yet and no one has come forward to be rewarded yet. I imagine that once the celebrations die down then the proper honor will be bestowed upon those individuals responsible for this great accomplishment. God bless America!