The Crow Vote

I will admit that I do not have ANY black friends, however, I am aware of the black crows existence. I have heard through the grapevine if you will that the black crows plan to show up at the polls in record numbers to support Obama. We know that they can't vote, so how will they effect this election. It's very simple. I have insider knowledge if you will on their plan. They are going to primarily "white Republican voting polls" and the shit is literally going to fly. The plan is to wait until about 10 AM when there is a line of people outside waiting to vote and then simultaneously throughout the country the crows are going to launch their attack. First, some people may think "oh, how nice a flock of birds flying overhead". But then the crows are going to swoop down and begin "shitting" on people in line, particularly the women because they are more easily offended and embrassed. Next for the few who can withstand that they are going to get closer and begin plucking at their faces. Finally, if they make it in to vote when they come out they are going to find that their cars are engulfed in crow shit. The crows have been in training for this attack. They have been eating a lot of eggs and taking laxatives. In addition, they have employeed the geese as "back up" if you will. So, get out there and vote!