Sunday, August 3, 2008

Larry King and Love

Oh, my dear friends I regret to inform you of a rumor that my beloved Larry King maybe facing yet another divorce. Why can't Larry find true, lasting love I ask you? I mean who would have thought that by marrying someone nearly half your age it could not work out or that she would need to be in pain pill induced trance to be with him. What a shocker? I am just stunned beyond belief. Perhaps, Larry will find a nice Jewish girl at my temple or at his local senior center. I am determined to help Larry find love. Ladies if you could send me your pictures and profiles I will forward them to Larry. Please, no nudity with his famous suspenders.

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